126 Texts That Might Make You Laugh
Does seeing an incoming call on your phone screen send your body into an involuntary shudder? If so, youâre among many whose preferred mode of communication is texting. I mean, whatâs not to love about it? It saves time and is more convenient, flexible, and efficient than blabbing on the phone for hours. Not to mention itâs good for keeping receipts when someone sends an out-of-this-world funny text.
Many people have taken advantage of this, recording and sharing the humorous messages they receive with others online. One place where these texts reside is the âFunny Textsâ Instagram accountwhich we scoured to compile a list of the best they have to offer for your entertainment. Itâs all just a scroll away!
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My faith in humanity has been restored after learning that the first-ever text message sent said âMerry Christmas.â It happened on December 3, 1992, when Neil Papworth, a 22-year-old software programmer, sent the text message from a computer to his colleague Richard Jarvis.
At the time, Papworth was working to create a Short Message Service (SMS) for his client, Vodafone. And on December 3, 1992, he succeeded.
A year later, with Nokia’s help, the message acquired a distinctive âbeepâ sound that signaled an incoming text. Only back then, the process was called short message service (SMS). The word âtextingâ entered the dictionary much later in 2010. At first, messages also had a 160-character limit. Thatâs why many shortenings like LOL and emoticons existâto go around this character limit.
Even though it was a groundbreaking invention, text messaging didnât take off for years due to a lack of handheld keyboards. When that hurdle was out of the way, the new habit quickly spread. Now itâs hard to imagine living without something that is a big part of our daily lives, which was created 33 years ago.
SMS creator Neil said, âIn 1992, I had no idea just how popular texting would become, and that this would give rise to emojis and messaging apps used by millions. I only recently told my children that I sent that first text. Looking back with hindsight, itâs clearer to see that the Christmas message I sent was a pivotal moment in mobile history.â
Indeed, it was. Today, millions of Merry Christmas messages are sent every year. Instead of calling someone to wish them happy holidays (which was a preferred mode of communication back then), people now prefer sending a quick text, virtually, for any occasion and person. In fact, 40% of people favor communicating with their friends and family over text messages. Some even refuse to pick up calls altogether.
Younger people feel especially uncomfortable chatting with someone over a phone call, with some even reporting having telephobia. Gen Zwho grew up texting, can find phone calls anxiety-inducing because they induce a sense of urgency.
âIt speaks to a broader fatigue with immediacy and urgency, where people have grown tired of the hassle culture and obsession with efficiency,â anthropologist Zoia Tarasova said. âPeople are quietly rebelling against this immediacy by taking their time to respond to those calls.â
In addition, young people feel hesitant to pick up a call because they associate it with an emergency. Something else that provokes telephobia is the fear of being judged. Experts also add that young people simply donât have the tools and confidence to use their phones in a formal manner, which is unfortunate, as itâs quite important for their careers.
To help combat telephobia, one college even launched a class where students could tackle their fear of making or taking telephone calls. Some businesses are trying to do that as well, but itâs hard to break a habit that many young people grew up with.
âWe have been doing extensive training, incentives, call observing with our veteran reps, and even hired a business psychologist,â Casey Halloran, CEO and cofounder of online travel agency Namu Travel, said. âAfter more than two years of this struggle, weâre nearly to the point of throwing up hands and embracing SMS and WebChat versus continuing to fight an uphill battle.â
That said, not all young people avoid phone calls like the plague. Erin Lynne Mantz, vice president of employee engagement at communications agency Zeno Group, has shared that sheâs found herself on calls with Gen Zers who sound âremarkably confident on the phone, even more so than my own Gen X peers did when we were early in our careers.â
âMaybe we arenât giving Zs enough credit,â she said.