50 Poor, Poor Souls Who Thought “Come On, What’s The Worst That Could Happen?” And Then Pretty Much IMMEDIATELY Found Out Last Month
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The person who might want to stick to a bicycle:
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The person who just bankrupted their company:
3.
The person who missed a left at Ocean Avenue and accidentally took a right into the literal ocean:
4.
The person who ordered a rug for ANTS:
5.
The person who loves their dog very much, I’m sure:
6.
The person who is the proud owner of a brand new water bed:
7.
The person who will be shaving their mirror until the cows come home:
8.
The person whose laptop just got a bit wavey:
9.
The person who, I’m pretty sure, gets free gas for life now:
10.
The person whose car has a cool, new, rugged texture:
11.
The person who is apparently living in the Mesozoic Era:
12.
The person whose package is so close yet so far:
13.
The person who got a special treat at the waterpark:
14.
The person who is about to learn some very fancy footwork:
15.
The person whose credit card is with the angels now:
16.
The person who has to stop dumping raw oil down their sink:
17.
The person who’s going to have to hit customs with the classic “dog ate my passport” excuse:
18.
The person who got a little extra protein with their berries:
19.
The person who just got straight-up gooped up:
20.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about nocturnal sandwiches:
21.
The person who is about to lose very terribly:
22.
The person who dropped their keys into THE ABYSS:
23.
The person who found a furry little friend on their straw:
24.
The person who experienced a banana NIGHTMARE:
25.
The person who saw very chill situation at the store:
26.
The person who didn’t realize their underwear was already occupied:
27.
The brand new Papa Smurf:
28.
The person who gave the zoo animals a show they won’t soon forget:
29.
The person who made an enemy for life today:
30.
The person who ID card just became an I-Don’t card:
31.
The person who had a human nightlight at their movie theater:
32.
The person whose car is now the habitat of several new species:
33.
The person who is apparently turning their trunk in a hot tub:
34.
The person who found out about a fun, exciting, new ailment today:
35.
The person who did not follow the advice given to them:
36.
The person whose curiosity got the best of them:
37.
The person who learned about a fun new machine today:
38.
The person whose car is trapped until the end of time:
39.
The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again:
40.
The person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans:
41.
The person whose new boots were about a size or two too small:
42.
The person whose loaf of bread got a delicious soak:
43.
The person whose top and bottom are now in pain:
44.
The person whose forklift went Elf-Shoe-Mode:
45.
The person whose dream car just became a hot commodity:
46.
The person who got bested by a little ol’ chicken:
47.
The person who was kind enough to share their drink with some furry friends:
48.
The person whose kitchen is really humming with the smell of burned plastic:
49.
The person whose keyboard lost its battle with the almighty Sun:
