Adult Websites Have Comments Sections And The Internet Can’t Stop Laughing At Them

You may not be aware of this, but there are pornographic images and videos online (these are colloquially referred to as “porn”). There are even websites that exclusively stream this kind of content. Shocking, I know.

Recently, people online have been laughing about how these websites have comments sections, because leaving a comment on a sex act is a little strange, don’t you think? I mean, a comment on a new Taylor Swift video or someone’s recipe video makes sense, but on a — what do they call them again? — porn? Seems strange to me.

You should know that, as an upstanding citizen of the United States of America™, I’ve never been on such a site. (Ahem.) Anyway, here are a bunch of comments people left on porn videos that are actually, legitimately funny:

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If you’re the judgy type and imagine the people leaving comments to be creepy, well, you’re not wrong:

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But some commenters are pretty helpful:

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Some will even help you with your math homework:

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Porn brings families together:

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In fact, it’s almost wholesome!:

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And can even help you get that perfect cut:

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But let’s not go overboard here, it’s not all gravy:

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And some of the commenters are…different:

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On the plus side, lots of people use the comments just to drop some LOLs:

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And Monakichut (well played, sir):

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Some commenters are there just to complain:

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COMPLAIN!!! (This complaint even got a response from the video’s star):

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As weird as it is to have a comments’ section on a porn site, seeing a comment like this is even weirder:

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Wait, this is weirder:

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And this is even weirder:

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The comments, surprisingly, can be a supportive place:

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The commenters can be there for you:

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Some might even stop you from making a mistake:

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And they tell you when they’re not Elon Musk (they’re cool like that):

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But let’s be real — most of the commenters are just being wiseasses (as they look at asses):

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Sometimes they drop hard truths:

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Sometimes they share their wins:

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Sometimes they’re…Julius Caesar?!:

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And sometimes they find it hard (heh, hard) to say goodbye: