Enjoy An American Buffet And I’ll Reveal Which "The Simpsons" Character You Are

Article created by: Hidrėlėy Cameron Spires is the creator of “Goat-To-Self,” a four-panel comic series that thrives on wordplay, surreal scenarios, and everyday awkwardness taken to absurd extremes. His strips often start with a simple setup before twisting into hilariously unexpected territory, whether that means a goat spiraling into existential dread or a pun that…

1. This peach that picked up a pattern from the bag it was in: 2. This perfectly two-toned apple: 3. And similarly, this sweet potato that’s two different colors: 4. These braided carrots that someone’s mom grew: 5. These tomatoes that grew in a gradient: 6. This lemon that grew in quadrants: 7. The pineapples…

Maybe it’s a grammar pet peeve, like when people say, “there’s” when really it should be “there ARE,” or when they say, “I could care less” instead of “I COULDN’T care less.” SO annoying. Tell me about it! Comedy Central

I agree with all of these. For people who date men, “getting the ick,” seems more common than finding love, so I thought it’d be interesting to find out exactly what’s turning people off. Here’s what 18 different people had to say about what makes a man instantly unattractive, according to one Reddit thread: 1….

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