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“Create a little playlist of new music and listen to it regularly in a new place. In future years, you’ll be amazed at how transportative it is to listen to those tunes again.”
“One of my favorite activities is walking solo in a new city while listening to music, so I will definitely be using this in the future, thank you!”
Trump takes the gift and goes to his bedroom, where he promptly tears off all his clothes and hops into bed with Satan. “Hey Satan! Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me,” he tells Satan. “I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass.” Towelie is there to lobby…
27. “Being late isn’t a quirk or personality trait; it’s just disrespectful of other people’s time.” —stephaniep461d11578 “Yes! To assume that one’s time is more important than another’s is as impolite as it gets.” —tiredncranky1972
20. “When I first moved into the house, the city tried to saddle me with a water bill for over $1,200 from the previous owners. I laughed and said no chance in Hell as that sounded like they let months go by with it being delinquent since my brother’s bill in a similar house two…
So what does all this mean? Maybe the two of them are back together, and we haven’t seen the last of this couple after all. One thing’s for sure: The internet has a *ton* to say about it. Alah Anderson / Getty Images, Mondadori Portfolio / Getty Images
4. “I had my first threesome at age 19 with two amazing guys in their 30s. We vacationed together for a few years, and I learned so much from these two wonderful humans. After getting married to my husband, we entered the swinging lifestyle. Sometimes, we go hot and heavy for a few months; sometimes,…