My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing At These Hilarious Black Twitter Tweets From The Week

5. “Back when I was an ER tech, we had this guy come in with a full size bottle of VO5 shampoo up his butt. Of course he said he ‘fell on it in the shower.’ You could clearly see it on the X-ray, it was pretty spectacular. The best part was he knew exactly…

12. And finally: “I make fairly good money. I have been gainfully employed for over 25 years,” wrote user Ace_Ranger. “I still rent. I have cheap older vehicles that I bought used several years ago, and have to pour money into them to keep them running. I have less than a month’s worth of money…

House Bill 1481 will prohibit students from using cellphones and any other personal electronic devices at school. The legislators believe this new law will improve performance and reduce distractions in the classroom. Senate Bill 12 will prohibit any school-sponsored clubs based on gender identity or sexual orientation, and any diversity, equity, and inclusion programs or…

When Wonder Man was announced last year, it was originally slated to debut in December 2025. However, once the trailer dropped last week, the official release date changed to January 27, 2026. While I’m sure Marvel has its reason for the delay, this makes me wonder if they’re not confident Wonder Man would have held…

Around a third of the world’s population has at least one allergyand yet they’re still not taken seriously enough by some people. Like this dad, who, for his son’s birthdaybought a strawberry cake, which he’s severely allergic to. Since this wasn’t the first time the parent exhibited such self-centered behavior, his teen called him out…